7 AWESOME Chicken Jokes!

7 AWESOME CHICKEN JOKES!

1. Q. Why did the elephant cross the road?

A. The chicken couldn't be bothered!

2. Q. Why did the chicken cross the construction site?

A. To see a person lay a brick!

3. Q. Why did the toad cross the road?

A. He was following the chicken!

4. Q. Why did half of the chicken cross the road?

A. To get to its other half!

5. Q. Why did the sheep cross the road?

A. Because the chicken needed a day off!

6. Q. Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

A. To stretch his legs!

7. Q. Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?

A. Because he was tired of all the chicken jokes!

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW!

BYE!!!!!